{"fact":"You check your cats pulse on the inside of the back thigh, where the leg joins to the body. Normal for cats: 110-170 beats per minute.","length":134}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a cow with two legs?","punchline":"Lean beef.","id":196}
{"slip": { "id": 104, "advice": "Do, or do not. There is no try."}}
{"slip": { "id": 109, "advice": "To cleanly remove the seed from an Avocado, lay a knife firmly across it, and twist."}}
{"slip": { "id": 202, "advice": "Never waste an opportunity to tell someone you love them."}}
{"slip": { "id": 33, "advice": "Don't let the bastards grind you down."}}
{"slip": { "id": 88, "advice": "Hold the door open for the next person."}}
{"fact":"There are approximately 60,000 hairs per square inch on the back of a cat and about 120,000 per square inch on its underside.","length":125}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do you do when you see a space man?","punchline":"Park your car, man.","id":227}
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{"slip": { "id": 148, "advice": "Some people would be better off if they took their own advice."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What do birds give out on Halloween?","punchline":"Tweets.","id":187}
{"fact":"The world\u2019s rarest coffee, Kopi Luwak, comes from Indonesia where a wildcat known as the luwak lives. The cat eats coffee berries and the coffee beans inside pass through the stomach. The beans are harvested from the cat\u2019s dung heaps and then cleaned and roasted. Kopi Luwak sells for about $500 for a 450 g (1 lb) bag.","length":319}
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